Boris, following his election triumph, holiday (who paid ?), finishing the book, more holiday, floods (hiding), ignoring the virus for ages, getting the virus, intensive care, recovery (second home), back to work (Monday) partner has baby (Wednesday - two days later). So, a couple of weeks paternity leave ? Well you could, but sooner or later Boris you'll have to face the music. Looks like we're on course to have the highest death total in Europe. The buck will stop with you, your talented cabinet team (ha !) oh and DomCum, your go-to Mr Fix it.